By Teresa
I think this is re re week on Wheel of Fortune.
I always powder up before I go out.
Mom, when I was little, did you and dad think I was retarded?
How much did you get paid to help them move?
$60
Great, you can add that to what you get for Christmas and get something cool.
Ummm.
Ummm, what? You don't have any money do you?
I got that $ two hours ago. I bought an electric drum set on the way home.
He liked your pumpkin fluff so much, I bet he talks about it from the pulpit .
Why do we even have to go to school, when we can ask google for anything we need to know?
Their lucky I was on Dramamine, or I would have killed them.
Middle schoolers are horrible, evil beasts
Why do you call it "laying across the bed?". Why can't you just admit that you are taking a nap?
I can't believe you are just sitting in the garage, playing on your iPad.
I was hiding from the kids.
Will you pull the gray hair off the top of my head, is sticking out?
*Husband pulls.*
It's still there! I said pull the gray hair out!
Dude, if I pull out all the gray hair that's sticking out on the top of your head, you would be bald!
