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Thursday, July 24, 2008
A child is not a vase to fill....but a fire to be lit
by teresa

Chris asked Nick to build a little fire the other night.
There were a few pieces of wooden fence that needed disposing of and I guess he just couldn't wait until trash day.
Anyway. He told Nick to get it started in the backyard and he would be out in a minute to help.
I left before any of this to pick up Kai and Ben from VBS. I had heard some mumble earlier about a fire and thought the younger boys would think it was cool to see them burn a couple of pieces of wood.
When we came home (around 8:40pm) I saw no fire. Luckily, I hadn't told the boys or there would have been some whining. I came in and asked Chris what happened.
Apparently, Nick's Ranger Commander's have taught the boy well.
How to build a fire 101 was definitely covered.
*hole dug
*dry wood
*kindling
*tee pee like building
*larger pieces on outside
*venting important
Chris said he opened the back door and the whole "outside" was lit up like daytime.
Yikes! He ran around the corner to where Nick had constructed his masterpiece. Nick was standing there, marveling in his creation, big grin, in front of a 30 foot tall fiery beast.
What the?
The hubby said it wasn't wide....just tall. Shooting straight up as tall as our house.
Embers popping and roaring, he said it sounded like machine gun fire.
Chris said as soon as he saw it he went into fire fighter mode...running through the yard to Nick yelling...PUT IT OUT...PUT IT OUT...PUT IT OUT!!
He felt that any minute the fire department was going to screech up, sirens awailin'.
Nick, begrudgingly began to smother and douse his impressive formation.
He came in moping, wet and blackened an hour later.
Poor Nick.
Chris assured him we will allow him to express himself pyrogenicly another time...another place.




posted by Greens @ 9:41 AM   4 comments
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
old age...it's a hard thing to face
by teresa

My husband fell yesterday.
No...not doing something manly and strenuous.
Watering the plants.
He fell OFF the porch (backwards) ....while watering the plants.
ouch.
He has a scrapped elbow, twisted shoulder and bruised pride to show for it.
posted by Greens @ 4:24 PM   2 comments
Monday, July 21, 2008
I DO.........want a second helping of bbq.
by teresa

We had a very exciting weekend.
A young couple (love 'em like family!) from our church got married.
They had been dating for five years...wow!
We enjoyed their rehearsal/rehearsal dinner (a Carolina pig pickin'!) on Friday night and their beautiful wedding on Saturday. I worked the guest book, accosting anyone who dare enter without signing it. "Hey! If you haven't signed the book...you ain't gettin' any cake!"

posted by Greens @ 8:03 AM   3 comments
Friday, July 18, 2008
by teresa

The waves were really big at the beach last night.
We had fun watching Ben trying to stand firm, trying to not fall down.
Nine times out of ten he was swept away.
It never deterred him.
Next wave he was up again, thumbs up, calling "watch me momma!".

Nick had a great idea this week. He brought a shovel with him.
Not a cute plastic one either. A real shovel.
He dug a hole so deep. The kids really enjoyed playing in it.
The only problem was when the tide came up and some of the holes were covered by water.
This cool teenage boy went strutting by and tripped in one of the covered holes.
hahaha

We took sunchips and water bottles for snacks.
I think next week it is time to grill again. Boneless chicken would be yummy!
We could make sandwiches or kabobs.

Kaden collected moon jellies on a long walk with Katy and Kristian spent most of the evening in the hole Nick dug.
I think she wanted to be far away from the water, since her last visit was cut short by a jellyfish sting.

We usually set up camp not too far from the fishing pier. Last night as we were packing up we noticed a bunch of commotion up there. Crowds of people gathered around some guy who hauled up a.....SHARK!
Yikes....it was a little one, but a shark nonetheless.
posted by Greens @ 11:54 AM   2 comments
Thursday, July 17, 2008
I'm Lovin' it!
by teresa

Free southern style chicken sandwich at McDonalds all day today.
All you have to do is buy a medium drink.
Or you can buy their large tea, which is $1.00 and your good to go.
I took Ben and Kristian for lunch on our way to run errands.
I'm sure we will hit it again on the way to the beach tonight.

Oh pish posh about how unhealthy it is for them.
It's free people!
I'll stuff 'em full of salad and apples tomorrow.
happy now?
posted by Greens @ 1:09 PM   0 comments
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Keep your fears to yourself but share your courage with others.
by teresa

Just came in from the pool with Ben.
Yes, at 12:44am.
I went upstairs around 10:00pm and I'm sure the family thought I was going to bed. When I came down in my bathing suit and walked right out the back door (without saying a word) they were in shock. It took about 60 seconds for the boys to come bounding out the door after me.
The whole family (the 5 of us and mom) ended up going out and we sat around talking and enjoying the pleasant night weather.
Everyone else went in around midnight.
After that, Ben and I had a back flip, handstand and dead man float contest.
We have a pool light that makes it unscary to be swimming about that late.
But when I turned it off I would NOT get back in.
Why is that?
I was just in the same water.
From shallow to deep, all along the bottom.
But when I couldn't see the bottom it was just too scary.
I wish I had done it.
Ben would have been so impressed with his brave mommy.
The two of us just stood there, looking in like there was a shark in there waiting to chomp us.
Next time I'm leaping in.

*Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it.
posted by Greens @ 12:44 AM   3 comments
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Actual quotes and comments heard in the Green house this week
by teresa

You did not just call my ipod a radio, did ya?

I have turned into and old, black man.

I got earwax in my hair when I scratched my head.

Watcha jeez-loo-weezin' about it?

Ahhhhh, Wendy Peffercorn....

In the middle of the night he kept yellin'..."CHEEZITS!"

I think it's performance enhancing drugs.

I got something for that. Go get the cream in the round container on the bathroom shelf.

For my butt?

Would you rather have comfort or fit?

Don't erase it okay? I'm not...I pushed delete not erase.

Coming up next on Jon and Kate plus 8.

Coming up next on Leroy and KiKi plus 3.

Nick, you better enjoy time with your wife before you have kids, cause after that you never get to see her again.



posted by Greens @ 8:49 AM   1 comments
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