By Teresa
Is there more dogs or humans in the world?
That made my butt burn!
I drank so much at dinner, my pee was snow white.
Do you think Aristotle's friends called him Ari for short?
At least now when you go bald, you know you will look ok.
Bald makes you look tough.
Like a marine?
Yes dear, like a marine.
So, because I farted, now I have to sleep in Bens room?
When the fireworks went off, shorty bit me.
It's an explosion of skeegy.
What did you do while the kids were gone last night?
I sat in the dark, alone. No tv, no iPad.
It was the perfect evening.
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