by teresa
Mommy...if you really loved me you would buy some more m&m's.
I dropped a jujubee into my cleavage and it's lost forever.
I wish I was deaf! Not all the time...just a couple days a week.
I bet I don't get anymore booty till 2008.
I don't care...as long as I get a foot massager for Christmas!
GET NAKED NOW!
Can I get a bumper sticker with my blog url on it?
Me and the boys square danced in the front yard to the neighbors Christmas music.
I don't like children.
If somebody ate the last Christmas tree cake I had hidden under the sink I am going to be ticked!
WHO ATE THE LAST CHRISTMAS TREE????
If somebody drank the last can of diet coke I had hidden in the crisper, under the carrots I am going to be ticked!
WHO DRANK THE LAST DIET COKE????
The kids last day of school is December 20th...I'm leaving for vacation (I think I have some time accrued) on the 21st!
I washed in my most stinking parts.
3 comments:
I think you definately have accrued the vacation time.
"I dropped a jujubee into my cleavage and it's lost forever"
That is where I keep my midnight snacks
You really should have hidden cameras....it would be a great blog addition! Then you could catch the Diet Coke/Christmas Tree thief!!
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