I hope your car is really messed up.
Where did you hide the candy bars?!?!
If you can cut all the hair off the back of your head without consulting me, I can shave my head without asking you.
How do you like my hair?
You know I do not bend over in the daytime.
Theodore Roosevelt was just staring at me in the mddle of the night.
I was more confused than a cow on AstroTurf.
When I'm out of town in a hotel, it's like being at home. I leave the rooms messy, come back and its all clean again.
You can't say thirty quietly. Go ahead, try.
See, you were loud.
Nut up or shut up.