Dad, do you smell dog poop?
I think I will start farting more so people will leave me alone.
You thought you got what you wanted, but I tricked you and got what I wanted. I'm the puppet master.
What normal teenager prefers to spend his free Saturday night (and bday money) at the mall getting a haircut?
Mom, can you run out and get me some project supplies?
I need some hinges, felt and Velcro.
What in the world is all that for?
Jamaican food makes me leaky.