Hey mom, am I circumcised?
(overheard by mom) hey dad, was mom smart when she was in school?
I am scared to ride with him!!! So why did you make me get in the car!??! I don't make you sit in a room full of clowns!
Put on some Simon and Garfunkle.
Simon and Garfunkle.
Oh... I thought you cussed.
You can't study math, u either know it or you don't.
Nice try...now get upstairs and study now!
Lookout!! That corvette is speeding and whipping around the cars. You know he has a small penis, right?
What are u saying to yourself to make your eyebrows move?
What's your favorite food?
Some women call there vaginas pocketbooks.
Well that makes sense. When some women open them up, they get money.