I don't remember learning anything about Asia in school except for the Korean War and Cambodia.
Going to the beach with my 90lb, 4foot Filipino friend Arlene, makes me feel like I'm in an episode of Rob and Big.
I almost prairie-dogged diarrhea. That would not have been good.
He's happy for any excuse that let's him touch himself.
My kids aren't getting in the bathtub for the rest of the summer.
Hey Kaden...will you kill those birds for me?
I wish Elmo would push that baby down.
We are going to have a meeting and talk about backyard procedures.No matter what happens in the news...Rev. Jessie Jackson is on tv talking about it.
You are cutting my hair with clippers that aren't even on.