by teresa
Is that a hickey?
Just because she asked to be your friend, does not make her a hooker.
Would you pick me over the vampire?
I need a crappy and a nappy.
Who erased So You Think You Can Dance from the dvr? Somebody is on restriction!
Sorry Teresa, but Ronaldo keeps his shirt on for the game.
It smells like teenager in this room...blech.
Are you hot and bothered? No, I'm bothered and hot!
Would you eat the eel or the blowfish?
I love watching you crack crabs. I get a thrill when you pull out a piece of meat in one big chunk.
I gotta remember what put you in such a good mood, so I can do it again.
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