Shut your big jabba-jaws up this minute!
I'm never speaking again for the rest of my life.
Promise?
Do I look like Andy Griffith?
Your being very punky.
This wreath smells like a sneeze.
Stop calling them jewels.
Mom's been stealing all the hamburgers today.
Watch how my butt jiggles.
Don't hit your brother!
I only hit him because he put a booger on me.
I thought he was going to kill him...so I smacked him with the remote control.
Nick fell on the dog and made him cry.
Let's just get a hotel room and not come home for a week.
Who ate all the good stuff outta my russell stover box and only left the coconut?
If I hear one more "your momma" joke I'm gonna slap someone!
1 comment:
So it's Chris who likes the Your Momma jokes!!!
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