Monday, May 19, 2008

Actual questions and comments heard in the Green house this week...

by teresa

They are so hard they're going to puncture my gums.

First you cry over a cup, now you cry over a plastic turtle?

Can you say Afro?

I hit the diarrhea zone at bite 45.

Move over...I am a scanning pro.

We went from tears to side splitting laughter...who knew Wallyworld would be so exciting?

Flip flop sunburns are so sexy.

SHOOOOORRRTY! Stop peeing on the car seat!

Just roll around on it a bit...then hose it off.

Honey...do you need the kitchen sink for anything today?

Nothing makes him happy like pens.

You don't really want to hang out with us, you're just sucking up to get that Xterra.

Please tell me you washed that?

Did you cut your hair?
Why do you ask?
Cause there is a big hole in your hair in the front of your head!
Ummmm...yeah. But I think it looks good, don't you mom?
NO!

3 comments:

Mrs. Schmitty said...

What a week you had!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

So Lauren wants an Xtera, huh? Did she check out the details with Ben yet? He IS the car expert in our family.

Anonymous said...

Nick cut his own hair???? It can't be Lauren because Katy cut hers and Ben's hair is already really short.