I can pick my nose with my toe.
You're going to get athlete's boogers.
When I walked into the bathroom it smelled like I had stepped into a butt crack.
Whoa...that was almost a gynecological shot right there.
You are such a dork. Lucky for you I'm into dorks!
I need some watermelon!
Mom, why do I have to read for school? It's so stupid!
Come on...what did you think a movie called Mr. Woodcock was going to be like?
You can just look at that and know it's good.
Lock the door....Kaden's coming.
NO...you can NOT have a third pack of fruit rollup stackers!
The cooks' cellphone ring in Maymar's (Filipino diner) was a kitty cat meowing. That's just wrong!
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#1 has to be Lauren.
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