by teresa
Is that line judge wearing a batman tshirt?
His stuff touched my mesh.
What's up with the thin toilet paper? I nearly scratched my colon.
All the kids are gone. Let's sneak and go out to eat.
Did you guys go to a buffet? Dad said I'm not allowed to tell you.
Man, I wish I could pause that!
Every time I see someone doing a leprechaun dance it makes me say," my ears are burning!"
I only crack my knuckles on accident when I run into a door.
What would you do if there were Lego skateboards?
It is going to be a stipulation that they never say intercourse in my presence again.
September 29th is National Dummy Day.
Whoa! Bikini girls!
If I looked like that I would move somewhere where it is legal to walk around naked.
We need to get them a wedding cake.
That usually means you're going to get frisky.
What is up with all the roast beef?
Here, smell my feet and see if they stink. No! I'm eating!
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