We had to leave the water park after 8 hours because of my penis.
Dad, I want to download a Michael Jackson song to my ipod.
Which one do you want?
It's Billy Jean you dork.
He fell asleep in the first 15 minutes. He has no stamina. He just sat there with his eyes closed and mouth hanging open through all the excitement and didn't wake up till it was just about over.
I'm sorry I was swerving officer. I've had a little too much syrup tonight.
Why do I have to clean the bushes? Lauren is the one who throws stuff in there!
Driving and eating a chili dog at the same time is not a good idea.