Catching up at the Airport

By Chris

Lots of time in the airports today . . . which means I can fulfill blogin' momma's blog-from-the- road requirement. Some stuff:

- Sight seen in airport bathroom (and no, it has nothing to do with the freaky stuff the Senator was doing in an airport bathroom that's in the news now . . . yuck): In one stall is a propped open brief case, file folders out and papers scattered in full work mode. Now that's nasty. He'll be carrying those bathroom floor germs all over the place! I guess it's also the most extreme example of multi-tasking I've seen lately, though I have also heard people talking on phones in bathroom stalls . . . That's got to be great if you're on the other end . . . "Dude, did you just break one off?!?!?. Awweee man you ought to mute when you do THAT! ..." And, oh there is so much more I could do with that scenario , but not here in this space.

- This happened at the grocery store fix-it-yourself salad bar this week. Lady dropped the ranch dressing huge container causing a huge white volcanic-like explosion. It was in her hair, clothes, everywhere. I just knew I had been hit . . . but it only got me on the shoe. My whole shoe on one side actually. I found out it takes a lot of wiping to get dressing off leather. I bet Lauren would have licked it up or found a chicken nugget to swap it up with. Anyway, it made my shoe real shiny. In fact, right now, as I look at my feet, the afflicted one is still more shiny than the other. I need to buff that one to match now. I wonder if they have any dressing in here?