I was born to be smart.
You can't add alcohol to crazy.
Was it the coach with no teeth or the one that was married?
I think he snuck the girl scout cookies to work so he didn't have to share.
Just give me a Whopper and I'll turn myself in!
Who put the pencil sharpener in the fruit bowl?
You gotta have meat!
What was that sound? It was the cabbage talking to you.
Sitting in your underwear watching sports center is not what I asked you to do!
If he throws a pinecone at your head again, tell me.
How did we eat 1,952 pieces of candy in a week?
That boy is strange.