Everyone in this house is sick.
Coughs, headaches, swollen things...and don't even get me started on mucus (the colors you wouldn't believe).
We have the entire cough/cold/allergy/flu/fever section from Walgreen's on our kitchen counter.
NyQuil is my friend.
“Only in America - do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front of the store”