to pee or not to pee...that is the question

by teresa
Ben told me he thinks petting our dog....makes him (Ben) have to go pee pee.
Why do you think that? I asked.
Because everyday when I get off the bus, I stop and give Shorty love....then I really have to pee.
Well...I said...you probably have to go to the bathroom because you have been at school for so long. And once you get home you have to rush to the bathroom. You just happen to pet the dog before you go.
Hmmm....no...it's the dog! I don't have to go till I pet him.
Okay...who am I to argue.