by teresa
Who licked my lolly?
I dropped it in dog hair.
I'm going to wear my hair net to bed and see if he notices.
I wrote "sexy mama" in icing today.
I need to start knocking before I open the door.
I tried to pretend I was asleep, but she crawled in beside me anyway.
I am the only one in this house who knows where Food Lion is?
You're salty and I'm sweet.
Just the part about the midget on the train is offensive.
I work myself silly so they have nothing to complain about.
When refilling my cup I noticed it had another persons name written on the side. gross.
1 comment:
I knew you weren't sleeping up there, cuz Kai and Ben told me so! You can't trick me. You even looked like you were faking it =P
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