Here's your sign...

THE STUPID SIGN
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."
I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."

Anybody you know need a sign today?

Chris and I love the comedian who does this bit. Everywhere we go....there is always somebody that needs a sign! Sometimes Chris even says it to me.

When Jim and Beth, Chris and I, Grandaddy and all the kids went out to dinner this weekend the waitress was very absent minded. She took our order and got distracted when it was ready. So the guys from the kitchen came out and brought our food to us. A few minutes later...the waitress walks up...she says, "Did someone bring you guys your food?" Duh...No...it was taking so long we ordered takeout until you brought our orders to us. Here's your sign.

Today...Lauren took Chris to the airport (he will be out of town until Thurs. night). When she got home she realized he had left his blackberry in the car. She gave it to me. I picked up the phone to call him and let him know he left it. Here's your sign.

Later when he realized he left it...he called and asked me if I would overnight it to him. No problem! I went to the UPS store and sent it on. Then I got in the car...and called him to tell him I sent it. Here's your sign.